literally what the xbox one conference sounded like to me
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
What a season! How’d you like our Season 2 Finale?
friends with overprotective parents
friends with parents who dont give a shit about them and so they feel worthless (even though are beautiful in every way)
friends whose parents put them under so much pressure and make them feel like a burden to the family and call them stupid and a disgrace to society if they are not perfect in every possible way
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
Stop making people feel bad for liking things that make them happy
OH MY GOD THEY’RE COPYCATS
I thought they were getting “Cat Scans”
I bet they left a lot of “paw prints”
my english gets worse the better i know you because english is effort.
ok i will draw something proper now…
“Somebody woke up
on the wrong side of the
TACO,
this morning.”
lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
someone please tell me where this is from!
