Ke$ha’s real voice
Living proof that Hollywood kills talent.
im bored im gonna microwave soap and see what happens brb
hold on im gonna put it in for five more minutes
ITS ON FIRE
THE SMOKE ALARM IS GOING OFF THIS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA DONT MICROWAVE SOAP
i’m writing a children’s book
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
There should be a rule that if you are planning on buying a band shirt, the cashier has to ask you to name 10 songs by that band before they let you buy it.
This should be a law, I swear.
I will work hard for this shit.
And if you name 20 you get it free.
Yes. Heck yes.
can this be a thing
i dont want to sound any more awful than i am but i think the idea with “LOL XD SO RANDUMB” humor is that actual random humor can actually be really funny because it doesnt make a lot of sense and is kind of ironic a lot of the time (AH THE SCALENE TRIANGLE is a prime example)
its just really unfunny on dA and shit because they dont do it right
LOL SQUIRREL is not funny
and announcing that youre THE MOST RANDOM GIRL YOULL EVER MEET!!!!! also kills it
i don’t really have a personality. i’m just kind of there. I walk around sometimes
for our senior prank we’re going to burn down the school with everyone inside
I HAVE FINALLY SEEN THE ORIGINAL STORY
CONSIDER MY LIFE COMPLETE
Omg I want this book!