ignoringoblivion:

bookishbutcorruptible:

suqua:

SMELL LIKE AN AVENGER WITH THESE LIGHT UP BODY WASH/SHAMPOO/CONDITIONER, AND SHOWER GELs!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: SPORT SCENT 3-in-1 COMBO! WHEN YOU LOSE 70 YEARS DOIN’ TIME AS A CAPSICLE, THE LAST THING YOU NEED IS TO WASTE TIME IN THE SHOWER. SON, JUST DON’T. 

IRON MAN: SUPER SCRUBBING w/ MICROBEADS! IT’LL WASH OFF THE THICKEST COMBINATION OF MOTOR OIL, LIPSTICK, AND SCOTCH WITH POWERFUL GUARANTEED ARC REACTOR INFUSED MICROBEAD TECHNOLOGY! FOR ALL YOU DIRTY GENIUS-BILLIONAIRE-PLAYBOY-PHILANTHROPISTS OUT THERE.

THOR: CLEAN SCENT AND ENERGIZING! FOR THE DIRTY DEMI-GOD WITH PROBLEMS WAKING UP IN THE MORNING! THE FRESH SCENT OF THIS SHOWER GEL WOULD WAKE ANYONE GROGGY AFTER THE MOST ODIN OF SLEEPS! 

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS??????

I saw them all at Toys R Us and I wanted them SO BAD.

omg

kakubutt:

i-loaf-jhutch:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

kwieta:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like can I have some and I’m like no fuck off what do you think this is a charity

penandpage:

casually-butts:

Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this

#this is the most accurate description of us i have ever heard #this is literally how i’m going to describe tumblr to people who aren’t from around these parts #for the rest of my life